Idiots And Their Ideas

It's one thing when a teenage girl from Tennessee takes over every inch of your television, newspaper and computer but it's another when she manages to lure one of the worlds most famous romantic novelists to write a novel and screenplay, just for her.

"Disney has set Miley Cyrus to star in an untitled film that is being tailor-made for the Hannah Montana star by author Nicholas Sparks. Sparks is writing an untitled novel and simultaneously working on a screenplay adaptation for the film, which will be produced by Disney-based Offspring Entertainment partners Adam Shankman and Jennifer Gibgot. Tish Cyrus will be exec producer."

"Sparks told Daily Variety that his first priority is to generate a novel that stands up with his reading audience. The book will be published in fall 2009 by Grand Central Publishing. "This is similar to the way it’s gone with movies based on my novels; it’s just out of order," Sparks said. "Certain opportunities garner your interest, and this was one of those."

Like hell is there going to be a movie written by Nicholas Sparks starring Miley Cyrus. It's not ethical. See, Sparks is delusional. The majority of the world, me included, loathe Miley Cyrus, so his credibility will be that of a Amsterdam whore's, if this ever hits the big screen. 

Source via Variety.