I Don't See Nothing Wrong With A Little Bump N'Grind

Paris Hilton and her rather unstable left eye are upset that Russell Brand poked fun at the Jonas Brothers on Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards. The Jonas Brothers have noted several times in the press that they will stay virgins until marriage and the ever charming Russell Brand used this as ammunition against the teen sensations. 

"I don't pick on them. That's something cool for a kid to keep, so don't pick on them for that. I think that they're all really good kids and that they're definitely our next generation of kids and they're all really good so I think that's awesome"

Nice use of extended vocabulary right there. Who the fuck is this bitch trying to fool? Her tanning bed in hell has been reserved since 1981 so trying to redeem herself with these positive points of view are worthless.

Despite Paris' little moan and words of encouragement towards those 3 brothers who you can't go for a shit without hearing about, she continued to speak about Sunday's VMAs.

"I think [Russell] he was really good. He was funny. I've met him before in London. He's very nice and I think he did and incredible job tonight. It's cool to have a British accent at the awards."

Paris' opinions are up and down like a whore's drawers. One minute she's the Jonas Brothers' cheerleader, then she's brown-nosing Russell Brand. Oh, please just go away for heaven's sake. Your opinions are as intelligent as a pile of cow feces, basking in the sunlight on a North Dakota farm. Fact.

Source via Us magazine.