Sacha Baron Cohen Owns!

I love Sacha Baron Cohen. Not in the sense I'd like to marry him and then start a family with him by purchasing all the children we could from Africa before law enforcements became suspicious, but in the sense that I find him highly humorous. So how could I not post about his latest endeavor, or should I say, bust up?

Sacha is currently shooting scenes for his new film: Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male, much like in the style of Borat, and yesterday he was caught making a scene as he stormed into the Milan Fashion Week and disrupted designer Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's show, making it onto the catwalk dressed as his Austrian model Brüno. Some dudes quickly smelt the coffee and tried to get him out of there but Sasha refused so they called the police.

What the hell? The Italians need to calm the fuck down. No one cares about their poncy clothes which no one's going to buy because the economy is up the shit creek and no ones cares if Sacha's stunt effected the models because they're all anorexic and ugly.

"A British national by the name of Sacha Baron Cohen was brought here and identified. He did not have any ID documents on him so someone was sent to his hotel when he got here to fetch his passport. He was actually very funny and the first thing he said was 'Can I make a phone call' like they do on TV. Sacha was released without charge and was last night still thought to be in Milan."

Thank god.

Source(s) via The Huffington Post and The Sun.