Cry Me A River

Absurdity comes in many forms, but I think Michael Lohan's senseless statements are the creme de la crop of absurdities.

You know how I posted about Barack Obama and the Democratic party not wanting to be associated with Lindsay when she offered to host a number of parties to encourage youngsters to vote and then John McCain and his camp used this against the Democratics? Well now I think it's apparent Michael Lohan is torn between who to vote for at this year's election, because the Democratics don't like Lindsay, and he's pissed off.

"For Barack Obama to condemn my daughter for past indiscretions when he admitted to the exact same himself is indicative of what kind of president he would be. His visions of a positive future for this country should be representative of a positive future for people as well. It is looking beyond the difficult times and letting go of the past. Obviously, Obama can do this for himself and not others, when in fact a good president should have hope for all."

So let's get this straight, Michael Lohan thinks Barack Obama will not be a fulfilling president because he doesn't want his party to me linked with Michael's washout daughter? Oh Michael, you have really out done yourself. Out of all the horseshit in which you fluently speak, this has to be the cherry on the cocaine cake. Just sit the fuck down or emigrate, because I don't think anyone has time for your utterly twatish remarks on how the USA should be run. Focus on getting your daughter sober rather than sending emails to Fox News every time someone's opinion differentiates from your own. Douchebag.  

Source via Fox News.